i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger
Kieren Walker was absolutely that kid in class who is all quiet and polite until you’re sitting next to him and you hear a constant stream of sarcastic shit-talking commentary under his breath.
nice try mom
Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change